Not sure if this is for real but if it is, then I do wish him the best of luck!!

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Madam,

I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am
seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily
newspaper.
So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make
the marriage with me.

I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside
Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in
Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna
Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My
body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am
playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter
also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the ba lling,
all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my
balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for
them.

I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft
because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are
on top. That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad
things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because
it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep
fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like
anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came
and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles
are come outing everywhere.

I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is
everyday open for you why because I am nice gent leman, but still I
am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into
my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so
that you will come and take my things into your hands.

Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly
loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press
you and press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking
up, with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I
am stiff with excitement and anticipation.

Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.

Namaste.

Yours,

Hiralal